Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He felt like a one man threesome
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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