ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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