new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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