My brain says no but my pants say off.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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