Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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