i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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