I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I need a burrito and a hug.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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