So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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