So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
