Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with