i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains