I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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