You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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