David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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