Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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