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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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