Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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