Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
