8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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