shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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