all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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