What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She announced her abortion via fbk
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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