i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.