Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
