So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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