Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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