FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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