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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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