It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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