There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted