I hate all girls vehemently.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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