yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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