Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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