I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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