someone threw a dead crab at me
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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