That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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