I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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