he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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