OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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