All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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