How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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