I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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