Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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