yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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