Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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