I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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