Soap is not a condiment
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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