going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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