You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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