Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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