Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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