I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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