so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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