I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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