i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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