Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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