i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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